There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize