That's intense
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The adults are the big ones right?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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