She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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