so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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