Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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