Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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