I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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