I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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