she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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