What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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