So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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