it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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