so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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