I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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