Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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