You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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