I hate all girls vehemently.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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