I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
i believe in u and ur pee
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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