Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
BRING THE BAGELS
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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