I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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