What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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