Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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