My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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