i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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