You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Your penis caused this!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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