I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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