I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize