I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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