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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm experimenting with sincerity

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this

  (260): View more from Indiana

  You're my fucking hero

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• (585): View more from New York

  The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.

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