i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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