Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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