I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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