he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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