I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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