these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I had to cum in my sink.
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