I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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