It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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