her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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