Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i love accidental penises.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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