Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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