I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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