so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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