I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fill condoms, not promises.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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