it's too hot outside to masturbate.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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