i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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