I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
