Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't deserve a penis
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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