What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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