when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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