KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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