He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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