you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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