i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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