I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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