A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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